If asked, my husband would be happy to tell anyone just how much free time I have now that I am not gainfully employeed. I doth protest though. I tell him everyday about the countless tasks about the countless tasks that I accomplished throughout the day while he was at work, he always responds with this: "Get a job." In order to prove to him just how busy I am I have composed a list of the ways that I fill my day.
1. Paint those sweet pumpkins I saw on Pinterest: ( Don't worry I know how sweet they look)
2. Do the entire crossword puzzle in the Star, but not the New York Times because ain't no body got time for that shit:
3. Spiral curl my hair every morning even though I never go anywhere but Target and Price Chopper
4. Go to the public library and check ten books at one time. I will actually only read two of these.
5. Watch those episodes of Baggage that have been clogging the DVR. (and yes that is Juicy Joe in the corner)
6. Take my friend's kids to the pumpkin patch so that I can feel like the rest of the unemployed housewife in Johnson county.
7. Stay caught up on my words in Words with Friends
8 and 9. Workout twice a day (this one is actually productive so it counts for two tasks)
10. Pin countless housekeeping tips on Pinterest so that I can be a better housewife
Because I am so busy everyday, my husband should understand why I never have time for things like this:
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